{"id":649,"date":"2010-09-14T12:48:28","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T12:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/?p=649"},"modified":"2017-01-12T04:25:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T04:25:20","slug":"my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/my-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>My Daughter&#8230;<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; isn&#8217;t like most little girls.<\/p>\n<p>There follows a transcript of a bedtime conversation between my daughter and I.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you have a good day sweetheart?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What was the best bit?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;The bike race in town. \u00a0Daddy?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes darling?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;There&#8217;s a spider on my ceiling, up there.&#8221; *<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">points to ceiling*<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>*Dad looks up, rolls eyes expecting hysterics and work involving a chair, a piece of card, a glass and a key for the window\u00a0*<br \/>\n&#8220;What do you want me to do about it sweetheart?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Nothing Dad. Tomorrow we&#8217;ll get him some water in a cup because spiders like to drink water so they can stay indoors.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, ok, that sounds like a good idea. I&#8217;m going now then, goodnight God bless. Love you.&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Love you Daddy. \u00a0Oh and Dad?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes sweetheart?&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;We&#8217;ll call him Steve.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_650\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6047-e1284468445135.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-650\" data-attachment-id=\"650\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/my-daughter\/img_6047\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6047-e1284468445135.jpg?fit=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SX110 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1284448620&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;12.8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Steve\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Steve.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6047-e1284468445135.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6047-e1284468445135.jpg?fit=267%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-650\" title=\"Steve\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_6047-e1284468445135.jpg?resize=400%2C300\" alt=\"Steve.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-650\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Steve.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The other two girls in the house would have dealt with Steve with screams, gasps and excited demands for immediate eviction.<\/p>\n<p>I love having an action girly in the house! 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