{"id":3286,"date":"2015-03-17T12:43:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T12:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/?p=3286"},"modified":"2017-01-12T03:53:19","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T03:53:19","slug":"suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>Suffering from Overwhelm? No, just bad English.<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Suffering from Overwhelm?<\/h2>\n<p>Aaaargh! I&#8217;m overwhelmed with terrible written English and it&#8217;s all the internet&#8217;s fault. The greatest democratic vehicle in the history of historical things has enabled language to be messed up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m all in favour of misappropriating the written word for comedic effect. Puns and other plays on words are funny: fact. However, when terrible written English\u00a0becomes\u00a0the norm\u00a0(<em>or any other language but I&#8217;m afraid I only speak English. Sorry. Unless ordering two beers or typing &#8216;thanks and regards&#8217; in emails to my European colleagues counts<\/em>), it makes me more than a little sad. Irritated, too.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3287\" style=\"width: 163px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3287\" data-attachment-id=\"3287\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/2015-03-17-12-37-53\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?fit=774%2C1014&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"774,1014\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1426595873&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;(c) Phill Connell all rights reserved&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.01&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Keep Clams\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Keep Clams&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Keep Clams&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?fit=204%2C267&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?fit=153%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3287\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?resize=153%2C200\" alt=\"Keep Clams\" width=\"153\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?resize=153%2C200&amp;ssl=1 153w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?resize=204%2C267&amp;ssl=1 204w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015-03-17-12.37.53.jpg?w=774&amp;ssl=1 774w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 153px) 100vw, 153px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3287\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Keep Clams<\/p><\/div>\n<h2>In support\u00a0of correct language.<\/h2>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to be able to clearly differentiate between language murdered for laughs, and language murdered by ignorance. The lack of habitual correction of errors that the light-speed publication and dissemination of information brings about should be slowed down, just so we have time to tap people on the shoulder and remind them:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Correct grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you&#8217;re shit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here endeth today&#8217;s sermon \/ rant.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share with your friends:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3286\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3286\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-3286\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-3286\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-skype\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-skype-3286\" class=\"share-skype sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=skype\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Skype\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20%3Cb%3ESuffering%20from%20Overwhelm%3F%20No%2C%20just%20bad%20English.%3C%2Fb%3E&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.phillconnell.com%2Fblog%2Fsuffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. You may need to create a new email yourself.\" data-email-share-nonce=\"1a19db3431\" data-email-share-track-url=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=email\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suffering from Overwhelm? Aaaargh! I&#8217;m overwhelmed with terrible written English and it&#8217;s all the internet&#8217;s fault. The greatest democratic vehicle in the history of historical things has enabled language to be messed up. I&#8217;m all in favour of misappropriating the written word for comedic effect. Puns and other plays on words are funny: fact. However, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share with your friends:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3286\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3286\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-3286\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-3286\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-skype\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-skype-3286\" class=\"share-skype sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=skype\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Skype\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20%3Cb%3ESuffering%20from%20Overwhelm%3F%20No%2C%20just%20bad%20English.%3C%2Fb%3E&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.phillconnell.com%2Fblog%2Fsuffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. You may need to create a new email yourself.\" data-email-share-nonce=\"1a19db3431\" data-email-share-track-url=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/?share=email\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/suffering-from-overwhelm-no-just-bad-english\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,257,258,261,259,260,28],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1KBwn-R0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":907,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/cycling-photojournalism-awards-2011\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":0},"title":"Cycling Photojournalism Awards 2011","date":"2 August 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"The Cycling Photojournalism Awards 2011 This is my personal entry for the presently non-existent\u00a0\"Cycling Photojournalism Awards 2011\" They say that a good picture paints a thousand words. \u00a0This one is more concise. \u00a0This one paints 10. This may not have a potential running theme like Jamie's excellent \"Bike And Gate\"\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Cycling Challenges&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"\"We went on a bike ride. There was a pool.\"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_1309-1024x768.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":201,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/here-he-is-focus-fat-boy-2010\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":1},"title":"Here He Is! Focus Fat Boy 2010","date":"2 February 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"My new bike was delivered this morning. I was in a meeting, talking about Terms & Conditions at the time. I came downstairs to be greeted by the curious smiles of my colleagues and a huge cardboard box with \"wiggle\" written on it.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Reviews&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMAG0036-300x217.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":271,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/nobody-reads-my-blog\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":2},"title":"Why Does Nobody Read My Blog?","date":"3 March 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Recently, I've suffered the ignominy of not receiving a single comment on a couple of my blog posts. The first time it happened, I shamelessly canvassed friends to put it right. I was not proud of myself, but it made me feel a little bit better. The second time, I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Reviews&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"What Crap I Write About In The Blind Leading The Blinds","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WordleMar2010-e1267621253852.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":14,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-get-distracted\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":3},"title":"If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, get distracted.","date":"31 March 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"It quickly becomes apparent that one post isn't enough. We didn't progress the blinds business last night, choosing instead to deliver a birthday present and shortlist potential Easter holidays....","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Tat&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":992,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/national-cycle-network-ncn-route-66-improvements-rochdale-canal\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":4},"title":"National Cycle Network NCN Route 66 Improvements, Rochdale Canal","date":"8 November 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Getting Our Kicks On Route 66 On Sunday, the kids and I set out on a sunset ride up to my favourite place in the whole world. \u00a0Our outward journey was the usual\u00a0Rochdale\u00a0Canal towpath trawl out to wards The Waterside Restaurant, then up Lake Road to Hollingworth Lake. \u00a0Halfway around\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Cycling Challenges&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0682-e1320758714679.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1119,"url":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/ive-launched-a-new-site-mountain-biking-resources-com\/","url_meta":{"origin":3286,"position":5},"title":"I&#8217;ve launched a new site! &#8211; Mountain Biking Resources .com","date":"14 March 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Mountain Biking Resources .com A couple of weeks ago, I launched a new website which isn't quite so personal. \u00a0It's aimed at giving Mountain Bike riders what they want, when & where they want it. The site will be filled with things like: MTB Gear Reviews Rides Mountain Biking News\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Reviews&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"Mountain Biking Resouces .com","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/MountainBikingResources-e1331733651757.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3286"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3671,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286\/revisions\/3671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}