{"id":204,"date":"2010-02-04T14:17:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T14:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/?p=204"},"modified":"2017-01-12T04:40:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T04:40:38","slug":"first-fat-boy-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>First Fat Boy Ride<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Wow.<\/h2>\n<p>To quote a friend, it felt like someone had stuck a motor to my back wheel!<\/p>\n<p>I arrived home on Tuesday, excited, after having left my new bike in the front room on my lunch break.\u00a0 We&#8217;d had a slight interruption since my Other Half&#8217;s car had shorted itself and broken down on the way home, but thankfully her Dad had resurrected the beast and got it home, whilst I was stuck at\u00a0a Golf Club setting up seminar gear.\u00a0 Thank goodness for Dads.<\/p>\n<p>Fitting the pedals and checking the relevant buts &amp; bolts were all tightened up didn&#8217;t take long.\u00a0 Neither did fitting the front &amp; back blinkyflashy lights, and the front headlight torch.\u00a0 At 8.45pm I was ready to go:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_205\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-205\" data-attachment-id=\"205\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/img_3445\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3445-e1265292272109.jpg?fit=400%2C380&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,380\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot SX110 IS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1265147383&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;9.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.3&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"First Fat Boy Ride\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;All dressed up and everywhere to go!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3445-e1265292272109.jpg?fit=281%2C267&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3445-e1265292272109.jpg?fit=210%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-205\" title=\"First Fat Boy Ride\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3445.jpg?resize=300%2C285\" alt=\"All dressed up and somewhere to go\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-205\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">All dressed up and everywhere to go!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I set off for a quick loop to test him out.\u00a0 Into Milnrow the\u00a0 road&#8217;s pretty\u00a0flat, even slightly downhill, so that part was easy.\u00a0 My quads burned a little so I pulled the seat up an inch: sorted.<\/p>\n<p>I would never, ever, have thought about climbing Kiln Lane on my old Haro.\u00a0 The foolhardy part of me said &#8220;<em>go on son, you can do it<\/em>&#8221; so I turned left and went for it.\u00a0 Foolhardy is the word!\u00a0 There&#8217;s no way on God&#8217;s good Earth that I&#8217;m climbing that hill at the moment, but I did get a lot higher than I ever have before!\u00a0 What a bike.\u00a0 It felt wonderful going up that steep hill.<\/p>\n<p>Along Wildhouse Lane I played with the gears, which had been set up perfectly by either Focus or the people at Wiggle.\u00a0 Whoever it was, thank you.\u00a0 A quick burst alongside Hollingworth Lake admiring the light playing along the water, before descending down to the canal and I was a happy chappy.<\/p>\n<p>Back along the canalside was, erm, interesting.\u00a0 It was pitch black and although the new front light meant I could see ahead, I couldn&#8217;t quite pick out the half-completed surface that I&#8217;m paying for through my <a title=\"Sustrans. Join the Movement.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sustrans.org.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sustrans<\/a> subscription!\u00a0 Some was finished (<em>which was lovely to ride on<\/em>); some was untouched (<em>which was ok but muddy<\/em>); some was partially done (<em>which was like riding through treacle<\/em>).\u00a0 After a mile of alternating mud, smooth and treacle, the surface got a bit more predictable.\u00a0 The canal was freezing over and the sound of my new Schwalbe Racing Ralphs crunching through ice-covered puddles was music to my ears.<\/p>\n<p>What a ride.\u00a0 I <strong><em>love<\/em><\/strong> my new bike!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/maps.google.co.uk\/maps\/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;t=h&amp;msid=112903025987293206659.00047ec69679e370d458a&amp;ll=53.630084,-2.111263&amp;spn=0.061077,0.102997&amp;z=12&amp;output=embed\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<small>View <a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-align: left;\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.co.uk\/maps\/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;t=h&amp;msid=112903025987293206659.00047ec69679e370d458a&amp;ll=53.630084,-2.111263&amp;spn=0.061077,0.102997&amp;z=12&amp;source=embed\">First Ride New Bike Feb 2010<\/a> in a larger map<\/small><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share with your friends:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-204\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-204\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-204\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-204\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-skype\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-skype-204\" class=\"share-skype sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=skype\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Skype\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.phillconnell.com\/blog\/first-fat-boy-ride\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20%3Cb%3EFirst%20Fat%20Boy%20Ride%3C%2Fb%3E&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.phillconnell.com%2Fblog%2Ffirst-fat-boy-ride%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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