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		<title>Cycling Kit Haul</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 11:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've read a few blogs by the ladies where there are regular posts following uncontrolled shopping expeditions.  These "Haul" entries seem to exist primarily to ease the inevitable feelings of post-purchase dissonance and to garner positive reinforcement of ill-considered decisions from internet friends... Read more ...




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, Joby stuck a big Aldi advert <a title="Joby's Aldi advert." href="http://www.biking2work.co.uk/blog/?p=2424" target="_blank">on his blog</a> which saved me a fortune.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve read a few blogs by the ladies where there are regular posts following uncontrolled shopping expeditions.  These &#8220;<strong><em>Haul</em></strong>&#8221; entries seem to exist primarily to ease the inevitable feelings of post-purchase dissonance and to garner positive reinforcement of ill-considered decisions from internet friends&#8230;</p>
<p>.. so I thought &#8220;<em>Brilliant! I&#8217;m going to do one of those!</em>&#8220;.</p>
<h2>My Aldi Haul.</h2>
<p>After picking up my little girl from school, I reminded myself where Aldi was (<em>I get them and Lidl mixed up all the time</em>) and dragged her along as my unwilling accomplice.  This is what I got:</p>
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<p>That little lot cost me <strong>£33.00</strong> !  How&#8217;s that for a bargain?  Not bad considering, as has been pointed out, that a new top at Evans is about £40.00.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m chuffed.  I suggest you get down to your nearest Aldi and see if there&#8217;s anything decent left, this instant. Tell &#8216;em Phill sent you! <img src='http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>Why Does Nobody Read My Blog?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I've suffered the ignominy of not receiving a single comment on a couple of my blog posts.  The first time it happened, I shamelessly canvassed friends to put it right.  I was not proud of myself, but it made me feel a little bit better.  The second time, I took a more considered approach and decided to try and find out why...... Read more...



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently, I&#8217;ve suffered the ignominy of not receiving a single comment on a couple of my blog posts.  The first time it happened, I shamelessly canvassed friends to put it right.  I was not proud of myself, but it made me feel a little bit better.  The second time, I took a more considered approach and decided to try and find out why.</p>
<p>Here is what I found:</p>
<h2>I Talk Some Crap</h2>
<p>I love words. Words are great. But I use too many.  When ten words would do, you often see fifty or a hundred.    Must do better.  I find rambling fun (<em>not the walking kind.  See? There I go again</em>) but you don&#8217;t have enough time to read all my rambling and that of all the other blogs you follow.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a <a title="A Wordle of The Blind Leading The Blinds - Fascinating! ... ?" href="http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/1732360/BLB" target="_blank">Wordle </a>of my blog content. As you can see, it&#8217;s very random indeed. Maybe I need some more direction, or to split my blog up a bit&#8230;?</p>
<div id="attachment_274" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/WordleMar2010-e1267621253852.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-274" title="What Crap I Write About In The Blind Leading The Blinds" src="http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/WordleMar2010-e1267621253852.jpg" alt="What Crap I Write About In The Blind Leading The Blinds" width="500" height="263" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What Gets Written About</p></div>
<h2>I Post At The Wrong Time</h2>
<p>Google Analytics and Google Reader tell me the hard truth: I post most of my blog entries at about 1pm.  You read blogs between 12 noon and 1pm.  So my post is a day old if you read it.  Also, the automatic <a title="Twitterfeed - Thingummydoofer that sends out tweets when you post a new blog thingy." href="http://twitterfeed.com/" target="_blank">thingummydoofer </a>that posts my new blog entry to twitter does it after your lunch hour has finished.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s not much I can do about this.  I get a lunch break, during which I write my posts.  By the time I&#8217;ve written them, attached and edited photos, corrected my spelling and rubbish html, etc., you&#8217;re all back at work.  I just hope you don&#8217;t mind reading them late &#8211; I need to work out how to remind you to do that at the beginning of your lunch breaks, though.</p>
<h2>I Need Help To Get More Subscribers</h2>
<p>From the stats I&#8217;ve got my hands on, there are 15 subscribers to this blog via Feedburner, 3 from Google Reader and 8 Google Friends.  Now that you&#8217;ve realised you&#8217;re in such a select group, rather than a crowd of Papal Mass proportions, there are probably even fewer <img src='http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I need better ways to get my blog in front of people, automatically (<em>but carefully and ethically</em>)and via the people I know.   Or failing that, just tell your friends to read my bloody blog! &#8230; please. <img src='http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I downloaded the <a title="Arkayne - A link &amp; recommendation tool for bloggers." href="http://www.arkayne.com/" target="_blank">Arkayne </a>plugin recently, with the intention of finding other blogs I could link to automatically and broaden my exposure to other blogs.  This would help me read from a wider pool of writers, but also send my links to other people.  The sad truth though, is that Arkayne doesn&#8217;t seem to have enough members who like what I like.  I&#8217;m going to stick with it though, for a while at least, to see if I get any interesting new knowledge or visitors.</p>
<p>Can any of you recommend plugins or tools that will be handy?
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		<title>TacheTastic!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Monday the 23rd November until Friday 18th December 2009, fourteen chaps at work have agreed to grow moustaches in aid of The Prostate Cancer Charity.  Prostate cancer is a serious issue and affects thousands of men every year. Over the next month, we will be looking like a set of 70&#8242;s throwbacks and itching constantly in [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Monday the 23rd November until Friday 18th December 2009, fourteen chaps at work have agreed to grow moustaches in aid of <a title="The Prostate Cancer Charity" href="http://www.prostate-cancer.org.uk/" target="_blank">The Prostate Cancer Charity</a>.  Prostate cancer is a serious issue and affects thousands of men every year.</p>
<p>Over the next month, we will be looking like a set of 70&#8242;s throwbacks and itching constantly in the name of fun and fundraising&#8230; So if you see us about, don&#8217;t cross the street or make <strong>118</strong> jokes, we&#8217;re actually being great blokes!</p>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><img class="size-full wp-image-29" title="TacheTastic" src="http://www.phillconnell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/07Apr_1.jpg" alt="Our earlier efforts at Utility Masters Conference, April 2009" width="200" height="150" /></dt>
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<p>I&#8217;m aiming for a full Hulk Hogan, but we&#8217;ll see how the growth turns out before I make the final choice on style&#8230;..</p></div>
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